Joke

"When they do a car scan do they ever find cats. You know you have a problem if that test comes up positive" Joke from 42 year old with schizophrenia

Patient Quote of the day

Occupational Therapist running a patient through a independent living skills test: A person gets into a taxi and says "take me to my mother's house".  What did the person do wrong?"

Patient: She forgot to say please

Treatment planning with patient

 

Dear Jeremy or guy that barely listens! I did not come in here on Drugs! and I will not leave on Drugs!

30-something year old male who came in for Spice-induced psychosis.  He left without drugs, legal or otherwise.  

Patient Poetry

If I could eagle away the pain I would but the stresses of distance aren't sounding the way they should
E breath the through the shackles of our own decite took break away our silent fears
I break Up to gas down cause I know myself how easily i could destroy the sweat serenade
The least of which I could shapes feeling into a deadly dance in the concrete jungle by which we laugh and cry and dance and sigh
A life of love is still little else but a dance with yourself for of course e could live with the coldest breathes we may pertain to


22 year old man who came in for drug induced psychosis