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I took a relational psychology test here. It is similar to the one that I do for patients and coworkers sometimes, but this one seems not as good. The results of the test said
. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Your answer: Pooh Bear (who is my transitional object, as well as my taoist guide, probably means I love teddy bears still, which fits)
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Your answer: BearHawk (uh, oh. Bearhawk is huge)
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive).
Your answer: Bearhawk growls and I stand up straight (hmm, this is only how I deal with problems that I don't have pressure to measure up to any standard. I do it with complete disregard to my safety or future. But problems that I think I should be able to solve and don't know how, I hide.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
Your answer: Cozy and small (sounds about right for this time of my life)
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You would prefer people to not drop by unannounced.
Your answer: No (pretty obvious)
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
Your answer: homemade bread and jam (oh good. Pooh bear and I are hungry for a party)
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of you relationship with the person from question 1. For example, Styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass (ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable.
Your answer: ceramic-(I pictured a mug, which sounded cozy more than pragmatic like a metal thermos. Fits pretty well)
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person from question 1.
Your answer: clean it and put it back in my dream house. (Means I want to spend time with pooh bear in the future)
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Your answer: clean flowing creek (Does the test take into account the antidepressant I take? Then yeah, that sounds right)
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Your answer: hop on the rocks (see above, sounds right)
Sunday, September 28, 2014
Relational Psychology Test
I took a relational psychology test here. It is similar to the one that I do for patients and coworkers sometimes, but this one seems not as good. The results of the test said
. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
Your answer: Pooh Bear (who is my transitional object, as well as my taoist guide, probably means I love teddy bears still, which fits)
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Your answer: BearHawk (uh, oh. Bearhawk is huge)
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive).
Your answer: Bearhawk growls and I stand up straight (hmm, this is only how I deal with problems that I don't have pressure to measure up to any standard. I do it with complete disregard to my safety or future. But problems that I think I should be able to solve and don't know how, I hide.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
Your answer: Cozy and small (sounds about right for this time of my life)
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You would prefer people to not drop by unannounced.
Your answer: No (pretty obvious)
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
Your answer: homemade bread and jam (oh good. Pooh bear and I are hungry for a party)
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of you relationship with the person from question 1. For example, Styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass (ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable.
Your answer: ceramic-(I pictured a mug, which sounded cozy more than pragmatic like a metal thermos. Fits pretty well)
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person from question 1.
Your answer: clean it and put it back in my dream house. (Means I want to spend time with pooh bear in the future)
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Your answer: clean flowing creek (Does the test take into account the antidepressant I take? Then yeah, that sounds right)
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Your answer: hop on the rocks (see above, sounds right)
The Bridges Ghost
The name of the psych ward I work at is bridges. I know the place is haunted, but I can’t tell by who. It is a brand new building, so it is not haunted by a former patient or any fun thing like that. In this blog we will investigate the mystery behind the haunting of my work. Which mainly is why all the people who come there, staff included, are crazy.
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Funeral
I did an exercise where I imagined myself at my own funeral. All I could imagine is me looking over and saying "well that took a while". I think I should try this one again later
Walt
Our new car is named Audre Lorde. It is one if those lesbian Subaru wagons. Our old car is a Mazda. It is named Walt Whitman. I recently crashed him into another car and he is waiting for me to figure out how to fix him. When I told him I was sorry, he said "do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself; I am large--I contain multitudes." I took this to mean he Understands. And maybe he liked crashing into that other car. But you can never tell with Walt
Thank you list
Today I want to thank all my employees at work who call me with problems they need answers to. I pretend to be annoyed but it really only makes me feel important
Headaches
I realized that my headaches are nothing like a tiny duck flapping around in my head, so I got rid of that association. The new one I have now is Tormenta, meaning storm. The association is obvious, and even though it isn't an animal, I think it will be a good form to play with
Kinsey Scale Test
I took the Kinsey test here. I scored a 1 out of 6 which means "predominately heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual". This would be a surprise to most people who know me
Addy
Addy is upset with the hypocrisy of her schools policy of getting rid of chocolate milk due to health concerns but selling plastic bottled water in the vending machines "which is antithetical to the future of the planet". She made a petition, put it on the Facebook and got 1027 "likes". She took it to her vice principle who called a parent teacher conference. Her parents demanded her Facebook password to see who all these people were. Addy went to school with a giant M on her shirt for "martyr". Most people thought the m meant "milk"
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